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The SPYK Audit
Founders who let me open the books. The mistake, what it cost, and what they did next.
You don't need a partnership. Just the hour.
Some founders aren't ready for consulting or a partnership. Some don't fit what SPYK builds. Some just want a second set of eyes on their numbers. Whatever the reason, the hour is the same: everything I know, aimed at your business.
What happens in the hour
I read your intake before we talk. We start at the answers.
60:00one hour
- 00:00
What you're doing right
The parts that work, so you don't break them while you fix the rest.
- 10:00
What you're not
Every number that's off, and what each one costs you a month.
- 25:00
Why it's happening
The bottlenecks behind it: ads · funnel · sales team · offer · backend.
- 40:00
The plan
What to do first, what comes next, and what to stop doing.
- 55:00
Your questions
Anything else. It's your hour.
No pitch. Your hour, your business.
What you walk away with
- Included
Your gap
What your business should be making, in dollars, and how far you are from it.
- Included
Your bottlenecks
Every place it's stuck, and why.
- Included
Your plan
Step by step: what to do first, what comes next, and what to stop doing.
- Founding 20
The written audit
All of it in writing after the call, to keep and hand to your team.
- 30 days
$1,500 partnership credit
Partner with SPYK within 30 days and we take $1,500 off.
Total$2,500
60 minutes · Full refund if I can't help
Why only 20? The written audit takes me longer than the call itself. I'll include it for the first 20. After that, it costs extra.
How it works
Before the call
Fill in the form
About 3 minutesGet your secure payment link by email
Within 24 hoursPay, then get your intake and a link to book your call
Within 24 hours of payingSend your numbers
About an hour
The call
60minutes
I walk you through what I found.
After the call
5business days
Your written audit
Yours to keep and hand to your team.
Founding 20I don't want your money if I can't help.
If your intake shows I can't, you get a full refund before we talk.
Receipts
From businesses SPYK has partnered with. Names off. Numbers on.
$1,249,397
Cash collected in one month
December 2025 · 425 deals closed
Past results, not a promise.
What they say.
After the call my perspective towards everything changed. We were overcomplicating each launch and building all these systems, but now I understood we could've been launching 10x faster. Ngl, that call was probably more valuable than some mentorships I paid a few thousand for.
Murathan Cetin
Founder, Creator Consulting
He's a really good operator. I vouch for him heavily.
Malcolm Bryant
Founder, Callix
In all my years in the space I've never seen anything close to the attention to detail and perfectionism that is found in you Kareem. This is exactly what reflects when you're running the craziest meta campaigns with numbers nobody in the industry has with ease month after month. Legit putting everyone in the fucking ground and then some 👽
Yousef Elhariry
Founder & CEO, JustOperate
Kareem is a clear intellect when it comes to ads, data, metrics and numbers. His caliber and experience is his moat.
Amaan Chadha
Founder, Squre
You inspired us to get back into the software space and did our top CC from it last month starting back from 0. Crazy how that works.
Zack Bordeaux
CEO & Founder, Smooth Scale · $1M+/mo in ad spend
You're the goat. Thank you brother. Only a couple real people in the space, and you're one of them.
Gabriel Asare
7-figure sales consultant
I just wanted to say thank you so much for the advice you gave me. I just signed my first client and I probably wouldn't have done it without your advice.
Lucas Hardy
Founder
See how I think first
The Wire’s public Audits show how I take a business apart. They stop at the mistake and its price. The 1:1 is me, on your whole business, for an hour.
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The SPYK Dispatch
One idea behind $1M months, taken all the way down. The long reads, worth the hour.
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The SPYK Brief
Results from our own client accounts, with the one decision that produced each.
Coming soon
$2,500 · 60 minutes · Full refund if I can’t help
P.S. You’re not paying for a call. You’re paying for everything behind $22M+, aimed at your business for one hour.